This is a Corporate Worker Simulator.

Don't you ever feel like every day is the same? Eat, sleep, work, and rinse and repeat all over again? That's right, we made your mid- (or quarter-) life crisis into a game! Play minigames as you "work" at your 9 to 5, wrestling with the parts of you that crave to open a cat cafe or hit snooze on your alarm clock the nth time in a row. Can you keep that soul-crushing job? Why not play to find out?

Known Bugs:
- Using the settings menu during the game will cause a softlock. Please use the settings on the Main Menu for now.